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The Menu

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So did you put crack in that brownie. It’s INSANELY good. Girlll this cardamom cookie is 🔥 I love you 😂 I still have half the brownie and comfort chip for when I inevitably need it at 3AM 🥰 OH. MY. GOD. They are AMAZING. Also the name is perfection. What’s the secret ingredient lol I feel like there is something different in it 😋 Brownie was insanely good! Cora had the chocolate chip cookie and loved it! 🤗 So far I tried the espresso brownie and it’s reallyyyyyy good 😋 It’s late but I had to try it. Wow that was delicious 😋 thank you! So did you put crack in that brownie. It’s INSANELY good. Girlll this cardamom cookie is 🔥 I love you 😂 OH. MY. GOD. They are AMAZING. Also the name is perfection. Brownie was insanely good! Cora had the chocolate chip cookie and loved it! 🤗 So far I tried the espresso brownie and it’s reallyyyyyy good 😋 It’s late but I had to try it. Wow that was delicious 😋 thank you!
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🍂 🎃 🍎 🍁 ✦ fall specials ✦

The Fall Menu

Limited seasonal flavors. Available while they last. Launching September 2026.

★ $8 each · seasonal pricing

Backsliding
🎃 Now Available
BACKSLIDING
fudgy dark cocoa brownie, spiced pumpkin cheesecake.
you were doing so well. then it got chilly.
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★ Coming September 2026
CUFFING SEASON
caramel apple cookie, cinnamon apples, buttery streusel, vanilla bean caramel.
looked good in the family photos.
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Sept 2026
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★ Coming September 2026
MERRY CRISIS
gingerbread cookie, cheesecake filling, dulce de leche, graham cracker crust.
peace on earth. not in this house.
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Sept 2026

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Mini Cakes 🎂
6.8oz mini pans · $8 each
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✨ New
LOVE TRIANGLE
vanilla sponge soaked in three milks, warm spices, vanilla whipped cream, cinnamon sugar.
three milks, zero boundaries. basically your dating history in cake form.
Brownies & Blondies 🍫
2 pieces for $10 · no minimum · situationship is CT pickup only
Emotionally Unavailable
★ Best Seller
EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE
dense dark cocoa brownie, chocolate chunks, salted chocolate crust.
warm once, then it cools off — no explanation given.
“so did you put crack in that brownie” — real customer
2 for
$10

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Seen 2:17AM
SEEN 2:17AM
fudgy brown butter brownie, gooey layer of caramel, salty kettle chips.
you should’ve gone to sleep. now look at you.
2 for
$10

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First Crush
FIRST CRUSH 🖍️
fudgy almond white chocolate blondie, rainbow sprinkle topping.
all butterflies. no red flags.
✦ sprinkles change seasonally
2 for
$10

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🌸 See You in the Spring
THE REBOUND
fudgy ube blondie, gooey coconut macaroon topping.
she’ll be back. she always comes back.
Back
Spring
2027
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🪷 Diwali Special · Coming November 2026
SARI NOT SARI
toasted semolina blondie, dark chocolate, masala chai ganache, pistachio & rose.
no one said sorry. dessert still got served.
Nov
2026
Situationship
★ CT Pickup Only
SITUATIONSHIP
dark chocolate brownie, espresso ganache, aggressive oreo crumble.
an absolute mess of mixed signals. way too complicated, but you’re already hooked.
2 for
$10

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