Order Gourmet Desserts — Knead Therapy Bakery

Luxury desserts for unstable times.

Gourmet Cookies · Brownies · Blondies · Tres Leches · Snack Cakes · Ships Every Monday

4 oz+ each. thick, chewy, and large enough to feel something.
1–2 cookies $5 each
✦ buy 3 or more $4 each
½ dozen $24
dozen $48
⭐ Bestseller Comfort Chip
Comfort Chip (Dark Chocolate Chip Cookie)
brown butter, dark chocolate pools, fleur de sel
you said you weren’t going to text them.
$5

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Love Bomb
Love Bomb (Neapolitan Ice Cream Cookie)
vanilla dough, dark and white chocolate, strawberries
you felt everything at once. that was the point.
$5

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Daddy Issues
Daddy Issues (Dubai Chocolate Cookie)
dark chocolate, toasted kataifi, pistachio cream, roasted pistachios
did the most because nobody taught them boundaries.
$5

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Golden Child
The Golden Child (Golden Milk Latte Cookie)
haldi doodh cookie, saffron, cardamom, white chocolate, molten golden milk core
cured everything but the family dynamic.
$5

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Audacity
The Audacity (Churro Cookie with Dulce De Leche)
dominican vanilla churro cookie, cinnamon sugar, molten dulce de leche center
could’ve just been normal. chose not to.
$5

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Emotional Flashback
Emotional Flashback (S’mores Cookie)
brown butter, mini chocolate chips, graham cracker, Hershey’s chocolate & toasted marshmallow
proof nostalgia has a flavor.
$5

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Red Flag
🚩 Red Flag
red velvet cocoa dough, cream cheese bits, Oreo chunks
all the signs were there. you still went for it.
$5

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soaked, chilled, and ready to ruin your diet.
Classic Tres Leches
light vanilla sponge soaked in three milks. homemade whipped cream. the original comfort food.
some things don’t need a twist. they just need more milk.
$35 gold pan · serves 12

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💔 Love Triangle
vanilla sponge soaked in three milks, signature spice blend, vanilla whipped cream, dulce de leche, and cinnamon sugar
three milks, zero boundaries. basically your dating history in cake form.
specialty flavors — pick your poison.

dense, fudgy, and completely uninterested in your feelings.
Seen 2:17am
📲 Seen 2:17am
fudgy brown butter brownie, gooey caramel layer, salty kettle chips. each slab is about ½ lb.
you should’ve gone to sleep. now look at you.
$30 entire pan · ships nationwide

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seasonal specials · full tray only
Crumbling
Crumbling
buttery shortbread, gooey cinnamon apple filling, brown sugar oat streusel, salted caramel drizzle. served in a gold pan.
an apple a day did absolutely nothing.
$30 gold pan · feeds 10–14 · order by Nov 28

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Emotionally Unavailable the OG
dense dark cocoa brownie, chocolate chunks, fleur de sel. pick your size, then add your mix-in.
4-Pack
4
brownies · 3″×3″ each
$20

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6-Pack
6
brownies · 3″×3″ each
$30

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Dozen
12
brownies · 3″×3″ each
$45 save $15

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add your mix-in
local pickup: applied on top. shipping orders: mixed in.
specialty gourmet brownies
CT pickup & delivery only · $5 each · dozen $50
🖤 Situationship
dark chocolate brownie, espresso ganache, aggressive Oreo crumble
an absolute mess of mixed signals. way too complicated, but you’re already hooked.
4
$25

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6
$35

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12
$50

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🍒 God Complex
dark cocoa brownie, chocolate chunks, vanilla whipped cream, tart cherry
a little validation would’ve prevented all of this.
4
$25

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6
$35

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12
$50

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Knead Therapy Bakery LLC is a licensed food business operating out of a certified commercial kitchen in Northfield, Connecticut. All products are made to order in small batches. Free shipping on orders $60+. Products contain common allergens including wheat, dairy, eggs, nuts, and soy. Not a licensed therapist.

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Northfield, CT · est. 2026