complex carbs for complex people✦
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we are not actual therapists✦
complex carbs for complex people✦
there’s a box for that✦
ships nationwide every monday✦
one click · everything in your cart✦
we are not actual therapists✦
✦ Knead Therapy Bakery ✦
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Big Feelings 💔
For when words aren’t enough and a text feels wrong.
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The Breakup Box
$30
she deserves better · she already knows
Overthinking at 2AM · Comfort Chip · Red Flag · Delusional Optimism · Emotional Flashback · Love Bomb
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The “I’m Sorry” Box
$40
you know what you did · so do they
Comfort Chip · Love Bomb · Emotional Flashback · Habibi · Delusional Optimism · Overthinking at 2AM · Daddy Issues · The Golden Child
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Celebrations 🎉
For every milestone worth eating over.
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The New Mom Box
$30
running on love and cortisol · she said she doesn’t need anything
Comfort Chip · Love Bomb · Separation Anxiety · Habibi · Delusional Optimism · Emotional Flashback
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The Birthday Box 🎂
$30
another year of being this iconic · exhausting for the rest of us
Love Bomb · The Audacity · Emotional Flashback · Delusional Optimism · High Vibration · Comfort Chip
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The New Job Box 💼
$30
she gave her two weeks · she’s not looking back
Overthinking at 2AM · The Golden Child · Emotional Flashback · Delusional Optimism · Comfort Chip · Daddy Issues
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For Him 🫡
He won’t say he loved it. He’ll eat everything in one sitting. Same thing.
Everything 🍪
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